I'm a writer. I read a lot of comics. My friend Jojo is an artist. She doesn't read any comics.

At lunch, she draws super heroes from memory. Her memory is not always very good.

As you look at these drawings, I can not stress enough that Jojo is a professional artist, and a full grown woman. It's important to remember that.

~ Friday, April 27 ~
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Today Jojo draws… um…. Horse Thor? Here’s what happened, Me: “Jojo, you should draw Beta Ray Bill.” Jojo: “I don’t know those words.” Me: “He like an alien horse man who gets Thor’s hammer, so he’s basically alien horse Thor.” Jojo: (Nonverbal grunt signifying that she’ll do it but she still doesn’t know what I’m talking about) For some reason I thought it was obvious that “Alien Horse Thor” meant a sort of horse minotaur. I probably should have expected a centaur, but I could not have expected what she did. This is really something, it’s kinda reverse Beta Ray Bill, since he’s fairly human except for his face. She even added a My Little Pony-style hammer cutie mark. Jojo’s always thought the circles on Thor’s costume look like nipples and I said that since this is Horse Thor, maybe they are nipples. Jojo quickly pointed out that’s not where a Horse’s nipples would be. Oh sure, so NOW she cares about correct anatomy.

Today Jojo draws… um…. Horse Thor?

Here’s what happened,

Me: “Jojo, you should draw Beta Ray Bill.”

Jojo: “I don’t know those words.”

Me: “He like an alien horse man who gets Thor’s hammer, so he’s basically alien horse Thor.”

Jojo: (Nonverbal grunt signifying that she’ll do it but she still doesn’t know what I’m talking about)

For some reason I thought it was obvious that “Alien Horse Thor” meant a sort of horse minotaur. I probably should have expected a centaur, but I could not have expected what she did. This is really something, it’s kinda reverse Beta Ray Bill, since he’s fairly human except for his face. She even added a My Little Pony-style hammer cutie mark.

Jojo’s always thought the circles on Thor’s costume look like nipples and I said that since this is Horse Thor, maybe they are nipples. Jojo quickly pointed out that’s not where a Horse’s nipples would be.

Oh sure, so NOW she cares about correct anatomy.

Tags: comics thor beta ray bill kinda I'm sorry everyone
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    Man, what is it with Tumblr and horses, anyway?
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    I may have reblogged this before, but I don’t care, I fucking love Beta Ray Bill.
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